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Old Mar 05, 2006, 02:52 AM // 02:52   #2581
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*snaps fingers
*burns Retribution X into ashes
*sips hot choc.
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 02:53 AM // 02:53   #2582
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Two April Mornings
*bans nuclear stuff from bar*
*"Amazing we are not all dead from the nuclear blasts, I think its cause they have been banned and dont work in the bar for some reason. Hmmm, yes I think thats it!"*

*sips beer and continues to bask in the warmth of the hot tub*
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 03:05 AM // 03:05   #2583
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K/O's xx Silouette just for fun.
No idea what that means, Hope its not terribly bad


*runs around trying to make a trianglular shape*
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 03:39 AM // 03:39   #2584
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I'm pretty sure we've shot more nukes then the US has in possesion. That means the earth no longer exists. Because a hundred nukes is sufficent enough to cover the world.
anyways...

*Puts down tape in a triangle to make Silhouette's quest to run in a triangle easier*

*takes out a... ummmm.... OH NOES I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. THATS RIGHT. BESERK WITH THE CLOSEST THING NEXT TO ME*

*picks up Pwnd and starts swinging him around by his feet knocking many people (just to name a few so everybody doesn't pretend this never happened. Doc, Retribution X, Klayman) senseless.*

*sits down and due to a strange sequence of events, becomes the god of a small planet of aliens that look like giant rats*

*drinks beer*
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 04:13 AM // 04:13   #2585
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*sips beer*

*punches some1 while drunk*
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 05:55 AM // 05:55   #2586
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Starts making a bomb of mass destruction while being punched
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 06:00 AM // 06:00   #2587
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what do you mean we paul i set off most of those if not all of them

i blew up earth i was the one i also blew up mars and half of the universe
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 06:04 AM // 06:04   #2588
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Walks in to the bar to find a fight going on, promptly leaves for the quite bar down the end of the street.
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 06:18 AM // 06:18   #2589
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*yawns
*looks around
*siips hot choc.
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 06:21 AM // 06:21   #2590
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*runs up to FeuerFrei and stabs him in the eye*
*leaves the knife in his eye and stabs the other one with a broken bottal*
*bangs his head up against the wall*
*kicks him in the nuts and finaly shoots him in the heart with a 45*
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 07:58 AM // 07:58   #2591
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*lobs a glass bottle at darkdragon*
*tehehehe*
*hides behind paul*
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 09:55 AM // 09:55   #2592
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*comes out of the toilet
*sees transmutated dummy mutilated
*goes back to the toilet to read the papers
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 06:16 PM // 18:16   #2593
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*stumbles back to the bar, sips beer*
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 06:26 PM // 18:26   #2594
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Enters recharge and comes out with 300 assimilated rats.
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 06:29 PM // 18:29   #2595
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*transmutes toilets into bombs*
*the bathroom blows up in a piller of water and FeuerFrei*
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 06:35 PM // 18:35   #2596
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Tosses somone a pen and beats the living crap outta somone.
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 06:46 PM // 18:46   #2597
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*trips over a rat*
*oof*
*punches the rat as it tries to get away*
*eyes glow red*
*goes berserk again, running around the room punching/kicking both people and rats*
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 06:49 PM // 18:49   #2598
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Grabs Katana and decapitates random bystanders.
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 07:06 PM // 19:06   #2599
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*gets off floor after being beaten with pwneds body*

*shoots paul in the neck with a tranqualizer dart meant for a rhino*

*paul goes into a drug induced coma*

*props paul up in a chair at the corner table*

*sits next to him and drinks beer*
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Old Mar 05, 2006, 07:13 PM // 19:13   #2600
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Slaps Doc, and attempts to remove his head, but gets jabbed in the groin with a sharp stick.
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